Getting right to the point... I've been known to "not" be the greatest storyteller, as I like to give each and every detail, as to ensure that you can follow along as if you were there yourselves. In fact if I get interrupted while telling a story, I've been known to start all over, since the facts run in my head in a certain pattern and if I can't get it all out the way it's supposed to get out, I go into a tailspin of crazyness. It's my story and I'm sticking to it. I'm starting to figure out why they nicknamed me, jill "get to the point" livingston. But, I'm still trying to figure out just who "they" are!
So back to getting right to the point...
Last night's episode of American Idol. There were lots of winners and only a few losers. I guess the losers forgot to drink their Tiger Blood last night.
#winning, duh... (and in the order I liked their performance)
... James impressed me so much last night. He switched it up, sang so lovely, and lost the tail. His skin is flawless and when his eyes aren't squinting they are the prettiest of blue, I am actually beginning to think he's cute. Next week, I may talk about the ears. Or not.
... Casey cleaned up a bit. I think he might even have taken a bath. Does he appear to have also lost some weight? Right on! He is pretty creative, and I think he will go far, but I'm concerned that he may "peak" a bit early and not go all the way. Just a thought. He's very very confident and that could be his demise.
... Pia can sing. She's not a huge favorite of mine, but there is no denying this girl can sing. And she's probably the most beautiful contestant they've ever had. When she's on stage, she does get TL's attention if you get my drift. In fact he's only interested in her. But I wonder if that has less to do with the way she sings and more to do with the way she looks. Hmm.
#losing, duh... (the order does not matter, either of these can go in my opinion and I will be happy.
... Cowboy needs to go. He will be on the top of my list till he's gone. I am dreading the day that somebody I enjoy watching goes home because this guy stays. COME ON AMERICA..! And shame on you Cowboy for singing my all time favorite, Garth and then getting all 3 judges to say they love you. Ick. Double ick.
... Oh Karen, sorry, but Selena is so 1997. Please stop that. Bah-bye. Oh, but you did rock that sparkly pantsuit, can I borrow it sometime?
... Naima, I've been a fan of yours until last night. What the hell was that? The good news is, I don't think you'll ever have to go back to scrubbing toilets. You're good to go, girlfriend.
See you next week, if I don't see you before!!