overheard at my house last night...

Jill:

"WHAT...?
"NOOOO..."
"You've got to be kidding me...!"
"NO f'n WAY...!"
"WTF..?"
"You's people are crazy..."
"Unbeeeelievable..."
"I'm in total shock right now..."
"How on earth did America think that F'n Kristy Cook is a better singer than my boyfriend?"
"Uhhh... hello, people, he's supposed to win the whole thing!"
"Insane..."

TL:

"That's what he gets for wearing that gay ascott thingy"...

This is what complete and udder shock looks like.

I love you Michael... call me!